Schitts Creek “David” Card

Ew, Are We Doing Cards Now? Greeting Card 🙄💌

Because nothing says “I care” quite like a little judgment and a whole lot of attitude.

Ew, David! Are we seriously exchanging greeting cards now?

Inspired by the hilariously dramatic David Rose from Schitt’s Creek, this cheeky greeting card is perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcasm, iconic facial expressions, and a healthy dose of fabulousness.

Featuring a playful illustrated portrait and the unforgettable phrase “Ew, Are We Doing Cards Now?”, this card delivers major attitude before it’s even opened.

Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, friendships, or simply reminding your favorite person that you tolerate them. Lovingly, of course.

The Details:

• Design: Illustrated David Rose-inspired character
• Front Message: “Ew, Are We Doing Cards Now?”
• Style: Minimalist illustration with bold typography
• Vibe: Sarcastic, sassy, and fabulously dramatic
• Occasion: Birthdays, friendships, celebrations, or just because

💌 For the friend who speaks fluent sarcasm.

Because sometimes the most thoughtful thing you can say is… Ew.